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we often wonder:

why does a round pizza come in a square box

can you cry underwater?
if the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
how important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
why do you have to ‘put your two cents in’… but it’s only a ‘penny for your thoughts’? where’s that extra penny going to?
what disease did ‘cured ham’ actually have?
why is it that people say they ‘slept like a baby’ when babies wake up like every two hours?
why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
if Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? they’re both dogs!
why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
ps im totally guilty of doing this every single night!)
why do banks charge an ‘insufficient funds’ fee when they know there is not enough money?
how come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
**another quasi-guest-blog-post from the pa dukes**
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One response to this post.

  1. >Jimmy farted, must have been outside on a windy day….

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