because we ALL need it at the end of the week
… friday funnies …
these images will def warm your heart and brighten your day
… friday funnies …
~ Amazing Facts ~
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
hardly seems worth it
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
now that’s more like it!
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
creepy… but I’m still not over the pig
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
don’t try this at home, maybe at work
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.
honey, I’m home. what the… ?
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field.
30 minutes. LUCKY pig! can you imagine?!
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
honestly, what could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
I still can’t believe that pig… quality over quantity
Butterflies taste with their feet.
something I always wanted to know
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
so, if you’re ambidextrous, do you get to split the difference?
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
ok, so that would be a good thing!
A cat’s urine glows under a black light.
we often wonder how much the government paid to figure that one out
An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
I know some people like that
Starfish have no brains.
I know some people like that, too
Polar bears are left-handed.
someone needs to tell them to switch, they’ll live a lot longer
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
what about that pig? do the dolphins know about the pig?!